Watch me freestyle!
His Holiness, Jefferson Pérez Olympians, Quick update today for a snap event! Index: Invite Just Finished Invite: Canoeing/Kayaking: Canoe Freestyle Join us at 8am this morning at Pasture Canyon Reservoir in Tuba City for 2026's first in-person event on the rez! We'll be competing in the age old art of Canoe Dancing. Routines must be 287 seconds long +-2 seconds. Points will be awarded for smoothness, most spins, direction changes, false turtling, turtling, rolling, paddle whacking, fish caught, and song selection. Judges will be Zooming in for the live action from around the world and beyond. Here are the five: Our Olympics' athlete with the most appearances without a gold medal, Artski. High school champion freestyle canoeist, Jane Oski. Huge Our Olympics fan and underwriter, Snoop Dogg. Coming at your from the Tiangong Space Station (making Our Games reach beyond the globe), Zhang Hongzhang. And our fifth and final judge, Marc Ornstein. Here's a video primer to g...