Extreme Ironing I: Singles

 Olympians,

The next Olympic event will be...

EXTREME IRONING I: SINGLES

After experimenting with the varied and technical event of Figure Skating, our success has led us to up our game. Although not yet in the Olympics, there's a strong chance that Extreme Ironing will one day be included as it has both a broad following around the world given the modern fashion of pressed shirts, and a powerful international governing body based in Paris, LIE (Légion Irones Extrême).

Format: First, submit your video of extreme ironing in the wildest place you can find. Second, use a macro lens to get a closeup of the fibers of your garment to highlight the lack of wrinkles. Additional points will be given for other sporting equipment used, best focused facial expression, percent organic cotton, and energy efficiency of the iron. Please submit your video and photos by tonight at 11:59 pm, April 1st.

-Gustave

No, I don't know him.


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